Category Archives: Microstories

Poolside Proposition

pool in evening 1

 

After an evening of poolside flirting, the man propositioned the naïve woman: “Want to skinny dip in the shallow end?”

She replied:  “I’m a good swimmer.  And I don’t know how skinny I have to be, but I’m willing to find out!”

 

 

 

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Smart Dog

 

Lucy sitting in front window

 

When the burglar broke in, all were asleep,

And the toy poodle was the first to notice this creep.

She poked the sleeping lab next to her in the dark,

And all the while she was thinking, “Let the big dog bark!”