Poolside Proposition

 

After an evening of poolside flirting, the man propositioned the naïve woman: “Want to skinny dip in the shallow end?”

She replied:  “I’m a good swimmer.  And I don’t know how skinny I have to be, but I’m willing to find out!”

 

 

 

Smart Dog

 

 

When the burglar broke in, all were asleep,

And the toy poodle was the first to notice this creep.

She poked the sleeping lab next to her in the dark,

And all the while she was thinking, “Let the big dog bark!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

To the Moon and Back

 

 

How much do you love me? she asked him.

My love for you is higher than the mountains, he said.

Only higher than the mountains? she queried.

I love you to the moon and back, he replied.

And then she was satisfied.